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Exeter Gipsy Hill Hotel,
  Gipsy Hill Lane, Exeter, EX1 3UN
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"This review has come about as a result of my own experiences when I stayed here, and is probably based on a single visit, and therefore will not necessarily reflect everyone's experience."
 


 

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Location    
Proximity to town:_
<10 mins
15-20 mins
25 mins or longer
How easy to find:_
signposted or obvious
tricky
had to phone
Car Parking    
Quantity:_
plenty
just enough
not enough/none
Size of spaces:_
generous
narrow
ludicrous/none
Cost:_
free
cheap
expensive/none
Proximity to reception:_
short walk
long walk
ludicrous walk
Check-in    
Queues:_
none
<2mins
>2mins
Acknowledgement:_
 
yes
no
Time taken:_
 
<2mins
>2mins
Accuracy:_
fine
insignicantly innaccurate
totally wrong
Politeness:_
smiles all round
frosty
rude
Newspaper offered:_
 
yes
no
Directions given:_
porter/full
partial
no
Loc. of amenities given:_
full
partial
no
Booking  
Smok./non-smok. complied:_
 
yes
no
Single or double complied:_
 
yes
no
Room grade complied:_
exceeded
yes
no
Room service complied:_
 
yes
no
Room 
Size:_
generous
adequate
pokey
Practicality of layout:_
 
fine
impractical
Cleanliness:_
spotless
adequate
disgusting
Decor:_
startling
average
hideous
Occasional table:_
 
yes
no
Workspace:_
 
adequate
inadequate/none
Power points:_
 
sufficient
insufficient
Trouser press:_
 
yes
no
Iron & board:_
 
yes
no
Lighting:_
subtle
adequate
stark or dim
Bulbs blown:_
 
no
yes
Ventilation:_
excellent
some
impossible
Temperature:_
 
air-con/heating
pot luck
Noise:_
silent
some/reasonable
riotous
Ability to make room dark:_
 
yes
no
Services directory:_
 
yes
inadequate/none
Mobile (Orange) reception:_
perfect
only on the window-sill
what's a mobile phone?
Bathroom 
Size:_
generous
adequate
pokey
Cleanliness:_
spotless
adequate
disgusting
Space to put own toiletries:_
 
yes
no
Tissues:_
 
yes
no
Quality of comp. toiletries:_
Malmaison
average
dire/none
Shower temperature:_
 
perfect
too hot/too cold
Shower power:_
 
perfect
rubbish
Water stays in shower:_
 
yes
no
Size of bath towel:_
beach towel
average
handkerchief
WC water saver:_
 
yes
no
Accessibility of toilet roll:_
 
fine
crap
Time for fan to switch off:_
(almost) immediately
<1min
>1min
Tea & Biscuits
Tea:_
 
yes
no
Coffee:_
 
yes
no
Hot chocolate/others:_
 
yes
no
Practicality of facilities:_
 
practical
impractical
Mineral water:_
 
yes
no
Biscuits:_
astonishing
average
horrid/none
TV
Reception:_
perfect
adequate
unwatcheable/none
Channels in right order:_
 
yes
no
Ratios correct:_
 
yes
no
News channel:_
BBC News 24
Sky News/CNN/other
Fox or none
Choice of other channels:_
 
yes
no
RC works:_
perfectly
after fiddling
no
Internet Access  
Availability:_
WiFi
wired
dial-up or none
Functionality:_
 
it works
it doesn't work
Cost:_
free
reasonable
how much??
Room Service
As advertised:_
yes
pretty much
no
Good range offered:_
several hot at least until late
sandwiches only
pitiful
Choice available:_
 
yes
take it or leave it
Cost:_
cheap
reasonable
exorbitant
Politeness when ordering:_
smiles all round
frosty
rude
Time taken:_
short
fine
(yaaaawn)
Accuracy of order:_
totally
mostly
rubbish
Presentation:_
 
fab
pants
Overall food rating:_
outstanding
good
poor
Restaurant (if visited)
Table availability:_
straight away
short wait
long delay
Politeness:_
smiles all round
frosty
rude
Range available:_
huge
reasonable
poor
Cost:_
cheap
reasonable
exorbitant
Time taken:_
short
fine
(yaaaawn)
Accuracy of order:_
totally
mostly
rubbish
Presentation:_
 
fab
pants
Overall food rating:_
outstanding
good
poor
Other Facilities (if available)
Clock radio:_
 
works properly
doesn't work properly
Fan:_
 
works properly
doesn't work properly
CD player:_
 
works properly
doesn't work properly
Computer games:_
 
works properly
doesn't work properly
Recliner:_
 
works properly
doesn't work properly
Bed 
General comfort:_
heaven
everyday
hell
Pillow/s comfort:_
heaven
everyday
hell
Squeaky/creaky:_
 
no
yes
Newspaper (if ordered) 
Exists:_
 
does
doesn't
Is accurate:_
 
is
isn't
Breakfast
Lateness of service:_
1030/1100
0930/1000
0900
Politeness:_
smiles all round
frosty
rude
Professionalism:_
classy
informal
unprofessional
Range available:_
 
reasonable
poor
Cost:_
inclusive/cheap
reasonable
exorbitant
Time taken:_
short
fine
(yaaaawn)
Accuracy of order:_
totally
mostly
rubbish
Presentation:_
 
fab
pants
Rating - coffee:_
outstanding
good
poor
Rating - cereal:_
outstanding
good
poor
Rating - juice:_
outstanding
good
poor
Rating - sausages:_
outstanding
good
poor
Rating - bacon:_
outstanding
good
poor
Rating - eggs:_
outstanding
good
poor
Rating - toast:_
outstanding
good
poor
Room service available:_
inclusive
at cost
exorbitant/not available
Checking Out  
Interruptions before check-out:_
 
none/one
constant
Time:_
1200 or after
1100 or after
before 1100
Queues:_
none
<2mins
>2mins
Acknowledgement:_
 
yes
no
Time taken:_
 
<2mins
>2mins
Accuracy:_
fine
insignicantly innaccurate
totally wrong
Politeness:_
smiles all round
frosty
rude
Take American Express:_
 
yes
no
     
     
     
     
     

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